Quote:For the rest of the quiz and a "Radical Traditionalists for Dummies" type introduction go here: "Rad-Trad" Quiz
1. Fill in the blank: Vatican II was _______
A. "A tragic mistake by the foolish Modernists who still control the church hierarchy."
B. "A plot by the Jews, Freemasons, and Hartford Whalers to destroy the one true religion."
C. "Communism's second-greatest triumph, behind integrated schools."
D. "Dominated by shape-shifting lizard people."
2. Why isn't the "Novus Ordo" Mass valid?
A. "Because it changes the words of institution decided upon by the Council of Trent, which was the Best. Council. Ever."
B. "Because it allows the translation of the Mass into vulgar vernacular tongues, whereas the true Mass can only be spoken in Latin, the language of first-century Judea."
C. "Because the Virgin Mary told me so, in a vision that came to me while watching 'Project: Runway.' Here: I've written it down in excruciating detail."
D. "No Mass is valid which does not have the imprimatur of Pope Tony."
3. Who is the current head of the Roman Catholic Church?
A. "Pope Benedict XVI, a cowardly, lying, God-hating Modernist who we are nonetheless inexplicably loyal to."
B. "There is currently no head of the Roman Catholic Church, although we have some prospects in the minors right now who we are very excited about."
C. "My neighbor here in the compound, Pope Chris I, who was chosen by the Virgin Mary in an elaborate vision with awesome CGI."
D. "Why, I am."
4. What is the worst thing that has happened since Vatican II?
A. "The loss of the traditional faith as handed down from Trent. Plus, the inexorable decline of the Loyola basketball program."
B. "The wholesale heresy and apostasy of every pope, priest, bishop, monk, nun, and parishioner who is not on our mailing list."
C. "The shocking immodesty of women, who now attend church with their hair brazenly unveiled."
D. "The cancellation of 'Celebrity Mole,' through which St. John the Baptist sent me secret messages."




Papa (when Cardinal) at Weimar, celebrating Tridentine Mass.

